It was a dark and lonely day when the forces of the universe conspired to grow the dark nip on my beautiful Willow. No amount of licking will reduce it's dark hold on her breast. Please help us eradicate this monster from our otherwise perfect little girl before it grows to the size that swallows the world into it's dark leathery vortex. Please hurry. Time is of the essence.

Full disclosure:

This is a Non-life-Threatening, cosmetic issue.

Also, no licking is being done to our dog. Its a joke!