Why are we racing horses when we can race chicks

Help Me Start the Underground Chicken Derby League” it sounds crazy but crazy is often proven to be genius in disguise

Goal: $3,000 (realistically) —all money made from races will be distributed to the homeless and back to those in need

Story

I’ve seen the future.

And it clucks.

I’m raising funds to create something the world desperately needs:

The Underground Chicken Derby League

The plan is simple:

• Buy 25 elite chickens

• Build a custom backyard derby track

• Train them in speed, style, and showmanship

• Livestream the races daily

Each chicken will have a name, a backstory, and a theme song.

Think: WWE meets Mario Kart, but with real birds.

Your donation helps cover:

• Chickens (obviously)

• Chicken housing & training gear

• Tiny racing jerseys

• Corn-based incentives

• Camera for 4k ultra hd

This is not a joke. This is destiny.

Join the movement.

Backyard chaos. Beaks. Glory.

P.S bo chicks or chickens will be harmed in the making ill treat them like a elderly women in a nursing home by being caring and attentive 

                     

                          

  IDEAS

Clucktopia: The Ultimate Chicken Spa Retreat” Theme: “From Coop to Calm” Zones of the Retreat:

 1. Arrival Lounge: • Welcome banner: “Welcome, Glorious Egg-Layers!” • A small ramp lined with fresh herbs like lavender and mint (calming scents). • Soft ambient clucking sounds played through hidden speakers.

 2. Dust Bath Cabanas: • Individual mini cabana huts filled with fine, clean dust and diatomaceous earth. • Optional flower petal sprinkle for the “luxury effect.” • Mirrors placed at ground level (chickens love inspecting themselves). 

 3. Worm Buffet Pavilion: • Fresh mealworms served on silver-colored platters (non-toxic of course). • “Mocktails” of electrolyte water in coconut halves. 

 4. Hydrotherapy Stroll Path: • Shallow water walkway with stepping stones and floating lettuce pieces. • Occasional gentle mists sprayed from above. 

 5. Cluck Meditation Grove: • Shaded area with soft hay beds, lavender-scented sachets, and ambient harp music. 

 6. Egg Lounge:

 • Cozy, private nesting boxes lined with silk-like fabric and calming lighting.

 • Aromatherapy diffusers with chicken-safe essential oils

as for training them to run from one place to the next is easy get a rc car or drone and tie a slice of bread or their favorite food have it wait at one side have them at the other and first one to get it wins. also after each match all chickens get a meal