Save The Yellow Hearse

The taxi cab to "Nowhere", canoe floating down the river of Styx, the Yellow Hearse needs life blood. SEE BELOW FOR OFFERINGS IN EXCHANGE FOR DONATIONS!! 

A few weeks ago I was driving our girl out to York to pickup my fiancé's niece when she started smoking. Our rockstar outing shopping trip quickly turned into sitting in a bank parking lot with three firetrucks, and some cop cars and an ambulance while they assessed whether she was going to catch on fire or not. She was SMOKING!!!

Thank Goddess, she did not (so we didn't lose her completely), but the outcome wasn't too much better. She needs a new engine. And to fully save her, she also needs a new transmission and some body work (the front bumper is falling off and the back right corner a bit smashed in). I am asking for $5,000, which is the tip of the iceberg to get her back on the road and functioning.

Total Costs - 
$2,000  - Used Engine and Installation
$ 1,250 - Transmission Purchase and Installation
$1,000 - Body Work
$750 - Electrical and Interior

There is an additional $3-5,000 worth of interior work. The stretch goal will be put into the hearse to keep her on the road longer and fix these other issues to make her even more fun/useable!

This vehicle has supported numerous low budget productions (maybe yours!), photoshoots and music videos. Since I bought her at a low cost, I am (was) able to rent her out ON THE CHEAP to get so many of these productions accomplished that wouldn't be able to happen otherwise. When you give me a call and ask me to work for a quarter of my day rate...  and I throw in the hearse to help you tool around the gallons of goats blood, furniture for the set, move a casket, make shift a champagne room... the list goes on... She won't  be available! I won't be available!! I'm sure many of you have rented a Sprinter for a day or two and realize what that adds to your production costs. Help me help you Save the Yellow Hearse!

The Yellow Hearse is a member of the community bringing joy and surprise to all those who see her. I would be amiss not to mention the endless slew of messages I receive through Instagram tags and DM's appreciating her existence, unexpected revelations and inspired ideas that come from her musings. Interpreting her from any perspective (a hearse in a taxi cab outfit or a ship transporting your vessel into another dimension) adds to the poetic tapestry of what can be an otherwise mundane existence.

I am offering:

$1,000 Donation - FUNERALS
A Funeral for a cremated body or your pet 
This includes: Full Funeral as Art Installation piece - I will wear whatever you want (within reason), drive and pick up you, crew and cremated body or pet, drive to location where soul is buried/released (we can stop anywhere on the way and listen to any music you want) and perform any ritual you may like (song, dancing, spell work, readings, WHATEVER YOU WANT). This is also open to interpretation. Let's make it ...

$500 Donation - An hour and 30 minute long professional photoshoot with you (and your friends if you'd like!) with the hearse in a location of your choosing within 25 miles of Lancaster. 3 outfit changes. Plus a sticker designed by Jaden Drew Keyser.

$350 Donation - A 45 minute professional photoshoot with you (and your friends if you'd like!) with the hearse in a location of my choosing. 1 outfit. Plus a sticker designed by Jaden Drew Keyser.

$200 Donation - A taxi service ride for YOU to OR from a location of your choice in Lancaster, PA - Do you wanna look like a SUPER BADASS rolling up to this years Halloween event? SLAY!!! Was the party so sick you DIED?? Do you wanna get TOASTED? Let me PICK YOU UP.

$50 Donation - Polaroid of you and the hearse at location of my choosing and a love letter written while floating down the River of Styx Art Package

$25 Donation - Sticker designed by Jaden Drew Keyser and Small Art Package of my design

Other offerings available upon request - Bookings for Music Videos, Hauling services, On Location Promotion Work, etc. Please contact me directly!

Please send me the photos/love letters that you have of our girl to add to the campaign!!

Donations (22)

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  • W. Edward Dodds
    • $25 
    • 2 yrs
  • Anonymous
    • $10 
    • 2 yrs
  • Frank Melvin
    • $50 
    • 2 yrs
  • Dean Eitnier
    • $25 
    • 2 yrs
  • Michael Wilde
    • $50 
    • 2 yrs
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Tiffany Echo Wolf
Lancaster, PA

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