Vacuum Girl

I would love to tell you precisely what you are donating to

I really would

but that would ruin it

I can promise you this

It is a show about a woman

the woman is a show about something

and its a thing you can't express unless

the lights are on you

everyone gathers around

You have 55 minutes

and a sound guy who is your friend but you are paying him

and the light guy! he is a friend I am paying too!

and we have to pay people for their time,

so that you honor their gifts

and so you don't feel bad about saying things like

I know what I want

(as a woman, that can be an uncomfortable thing to say to men)

cuz you're just a wittle girl you know?

just a wittle lady

so you know what you do?

you pay men

and then they say 'yes mam'

and THAT is quite chill; I DO RECCOMEND.

I want to do the terrifying thing again, six more times, for whoever wants to watch.

MARCH 10.11.12 AND 17.18.19

Lights/Sound/Chairs/Space/and a few other things I CANT LIST OR IT WILL RUIN IT.

A portion of all ticket sales will be donated to the East Los Angeles Women's Center.

https://www.elawc.org/