Use this Alex to write off your taxes

craig johnson is organizing this fundraiser.

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Hi, I’m Craig — memecoin enthusiast, digital degenerate, and part-time philanthropist (especially when tax season hits).

I’m launching this GoFundMe to raise funds for what might be the first IRS-friendly memecoin in Web3 history — a token project that lets you say “I did it for the tax write-off,” and actually mean it.

Introducing: Alex

(pictured above, wrapped in luxury and questionable deductions)

Your donations will help bring this noble mission to life: funding the legal structuring, smart contract deployment, brand design, and initial liquidity for a memecoin that lets you invest ironically — and write it off unironically.

Think of it as a hybrid between crypto chaos, performance art, and a wink at your accountant.

Whether you’re here to support the absurdity, lower your taxable income, or just want to say you were part of a beautiful mistake with internet history baked in — your support makes this all possible.

Together, let’s make Alex proud.