Booty Scoot Buggy

So there’s this person I know, let’s call her Schmindy. You’ve all seen her roll’n purdy at SPNfamily events, wheeling in the kindness for Random Acts fundraisers, and spinning shenanigans with GISH. 
Cindy’s, I mean Schmindy’s scooter has died. We tried giving it mouth to mouth, used a defibrillator, then called a repair man. Burial at sea is scheduled at some future date.
Due to an evil ogre overseeing our healthcare system, our Schmindy is unable to acquire motorized mobility.
Self propulsion is not an option, no matter how many cola and mentos rockets we strap to her wheelchair.
Let us join forces for the battle of Schmindy’s independence! Donate and get her back on a noble steed, galloping onto new adventures.
Thank you! 
You're awesome, human friend!