Help Joe Smile Again

Friends, family, complete and utter strangers…

We’re the oldest and youngest of the brothers Falvo writing with a very important ask. You see, our middle brother, Joe, has run into some dental health issues. Let’s just say he’s getting a major surgery (that’s majorly unavoidable) and having all his teeth replaced with much better teeth. Ones that actually work. And while his mouth full of chiclets has become, not only physically painful, the whole thing has also become financially overwhelming for him and his family. We’re talking these puppies cost more than a gently-used 2020 Hyundai Tucson.

That said, he needs your support. But before you’re like, “Yeah, no thanks,” we ask you to first consider these facts:

-When we go out to lunch, we have to go to Jamba Juice because that’s all he can eat and we’re pretty sick of mango-a-go-gos

-He’s the third best-looking brother (out of three) and, with your help, can put himself firmly in second (it's up to you to decide who is first and third)

-When he smiles, people think he’s doing weird things with his face and ask him if he’s okay (see above photo for reference)

-His son, Phoenix, constantly taunts him by eating baguettes, jawbreakers and popcorn in front of him

So, whaddya say? Can you help get this guy some teeth? He (and we) would be forever grateful for your support. And it’s our promise that every time he chews, he will say each and every one of your names. Aloud.

In all seriousness, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for taking the time to read and considering helping out. We understand how tough times can be. Your kindness and generosity means the world to us. Donations, big or small, will go directly to helping Joe smile again.