Allright, so I work in a regular office position with no purpose or any realistic prospects in my near future, but I do have football in my life, and we have a lot of guys at the office who are also football fans, or more specifically premiere league fans.

One of these people is the department leader/boss Morten. Now Morten is what you might describe as a regular c*nt. He does everything he can to make our lives a living h*ll at work, and generally just prevent any happiness in our lives. Just a regular pr*ck who enjoys causing misery to everybody around himself. We all know a person like that. Morten also happens to be a manchester city fan(I know, worse). He is what you might describe as a new fan after the club was purchased by a middle-eastern billionaire. So even though he is a plastic fan, he still goes over the top insane when watching games and talk trash about man united, liverpool, arsenal, chelsea(yup, one of those types).

Anyway we have way too many rules at work that restrict us, however, innocent pranks are allowed, and anything to piss off the boss is a well spend penny/krone.

So the idea is that we buy 10 manchester united shirts with names on the back of current man city players(just to annoy him even more). Our office room is like a long hall with 10 walls, where we can place something up the wall. The walls are right now empty, so we are thinking we can place a united shirt at each one of them. Morten is also known for getting coffee all the time and going to the bathroom like 20 times over a single work day. The kitchen/bathroom is downstairs, so he would have to walk past all 10 manchester united shirts, and this will definitely piss him off. The idea that we can cause as much pain to the boss as he does to us, is usually a fantasy for most of us working families, but in this instance, it can be a reality, with the help from anyone who understand this feeling and support this wonderful and innocent cause.

Cheers