Tracy's 50th Birthday Bonanza

Help Me Throw the Birthday Party of YOUR Dreams (Okay, Also Mine)

Let’s be honest—I’m turning 50, which is a huge milestone. But I’m not just doing this for me. No, no. This party? It’s for you. I mean, someone has to provide the glittery chaos, half-naked performers, and thumping beats you so deeply deserve.

So yes, I want to celebrate my birthday—but I also want to throw a truly unhinged, joyful, art-filled party for all of us. Think:

DJs spinning music that’ll make you forget your knees hurt

Drag queens who are better at walking in heels than you are at walking, period

Burlesque dancers bringing the glitter, glam, and possibly partial nudity

A venue where all of this glorious nonsense can unfold

Snacks of moderate quality

This GoFundMe helps cover all that, because joy isn’t free (unfortunately), and I’d rather not enter the second half of my life in debt.

Instead of gifts I don’t need (unless you insist on giving me a yacht), I’m asking for a small donation to help fund the fabulous. Suggested donation: $10. But truly, give whatever you can—or just show up and vibe.

Donations are appreciated but not required. Your presence, your spirit, and your awkward dancing are more than enough. But also... so is your money.

Thanks for helping make this party extra. I hope it's a night to remember!

Love,

Tracy