
Tipssss for Kevin’sss Sssnake-Free Life
Kevin is a real stand-up guy and a good friend. In his own words, he does not keep snakes
This pandemic has stretched all of us in ways we would never have imagined. Living with a dingus who buys a boa constrictor, doesn’t mention it (let’s not even get into how the snake escaped!), doesn’t wear clothes, doesn’t clean, and really, really, doesn’t care, is a situation no one deserves.
In short, let’s get him the hell out of that hell hole!
Kevin is mensch of a bartender with a job waiting for him, hoping in earnest like the rest of us for things to get better.
He’s a great friend—and a fantastic actor and mentor—who deserves a snake-free place to live. Let’s tip the ⚖️ of justice in Kevin’s favor.