I want to score 1000 goals for Los Angeles Football Club and I'm asking my fans to help me to secure my contract so I can make it happen. Before LAFC's first home game on April 29th I am planning on sending a giant, unforgettable message to the club that will convince them to #SignGold. This epic marketing campaign will cost $2200 to put in place. In return for a $20 donation (or more if you're wealthy) to Operation SignGold you can become a Founding Member of The Gary Gold Fan Club (a GoldMember™) and help LAFC dominate the MLS for the next 10 years.
As a Founding Member of my fan club you will receive:
- Instant Legend Status
- Signed Gary Gold Headshot (Priceless)
- Limited Edition GoldMember Badge
- Your name on the Gary Gold website.
- An invitation to a top secret VIP event where you will meet Gary and drink beer with him.
- Priority access to all Gary Gold news and events.
- The knowledge that you helped bring a footballing legend and the MLS Cup to Los Angeles (Not Carson).
Quiero anotar 1000 goles en los Angeles Football Club y estoy pidiendo a mis fans que ayuden a que suceda. Antes de nuestro primer juego en casa (29 de abril) estoy planeando enviar un mensaje gigante e inolvidable a LAFC exigiendo que #SignGold. Para poner en marcha este plan épico nos costará $2200. A cambio de una donación de $20 (o más si eres rico) puedes convertirte en un miembro fundador del Club de fans de Gary Gold (un GoldMember ™) y ayudar a que mi sueño americano de dominar la MLS durante los próximos 10 años sea una realidad.
*Spanish translation by Club President Jose Salcedo for my Spanish speaking fans.
The Gary Gold Story
I am a professional English footballer, DJ and all round legend. After dominating the English leagues (23 Clubs, 172 Goals, 38 Red Cards) for the past 14 years, I was contacted by the new MLS football club Los Angeles FC offering me a contract. I decided it was time to bring my talents to America.
However, when I arrived at LAFC on deadline day, I discovered that I'd actually been pranked by some idiot schoolkids (I know who you are) and LAFC hadn't been trying to sign me at all. In fact, they didn't even have a stadium yet. Most losers would have packed up their bags and gone home. But, not Gary Gold. Taking this prank as a sign from the universe that it was my destiny to play in Los Angeles, I decided to remain in the City of Angels and dedicate myself 24/7 to getting signed by LAFC.
I am now at the end of a intense 6 month regime to get myself in top physical shape , and I am ready to play. Yet, despite the thousands of tweets and DMs I have sent the club, they still haven't got in contact with me. With LAFC's first home game on April 29th, I am planning to send the club a giant, unignorable message that says "Hey guys, you've got a goalscoring legend on your doorstep. Every club needs a legend. What you doing? Lets get this contract sorted and start dominating the MLS". Or, in other words, SIGN GOLD.
In order to fund this genius marketing campaign, I need your help. Unfortunately my personal finances are a little tight at the moment (blame my ex-wife and my dodgy Scottish accountant for that) and I have spent much of my available funds on getting myself in top physical shape for this season. This epic "SIGN GOLD" campaign is going to cost $2200 to bring to life. That's where you come in....
The Gary Gold Fan Club - Become A GoldMember
I am taking this opportunity to officially relaunch The Gary Gold Fan Club. For a minimum $20 donation you can become a Founding GoldMember, and will receive a signed Gary Gold headshot (priceless), a Gary Gold pin badge (less priceless) and the chance to meet me, the legend Gary Gold, at a top secret event where I will unveil this genius marketing campaign to my supporters and we will all get drunk together. If you have lots of cash then perhaps you might also consider the GoldMember VIP reward or even the much coveted crown of Ultimate Legend.
Thanks to all my fans for your continued support. Together lets send a message to LAFC to #SignGold and set about dominating the MLS. See you at the first meeting. Cheers!
The GoldMembers Board:
Club President - Jose Salcedo (@josesalcedo)
Vice President - Julio Ramos (@elchivamayor)
Club Secretary - Felix Wright (@felixofficialmusic)
Watch The Gary Gold Story: www.youtube.com/thegarygold
Like Gary Gold on Facebook: www.facebook.com/thegarygold
Follow Gary on Instagram: www.instagram.com/thegarygold
Tweet Gary on Twitter: www.twitter.com/thegarygold
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