We are women of the Conservatory. It's that time of the month.

The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping, and we are screaming inside.

We are calling for all men, particularly Theo D., to share in our pain. Out of empathy and respect for the experience of their fellow women, and in awe of Our Lady Ingram, we see this as a necessary evil.

If you have funds to contribute towards the purchase of a period simulator, please consider donating. Even just one dollar helps!

We are open to volunteers and have much love for Theo D.. We would like to congratulate him on this exciting opportunity!

"If you give me that period simulator, I will find fun and unique places to put it!”’ - Ashton