Having mingled with Gods and conversed with flaming salamanders, the Boise/Hudson Valley antifolk darlings Calvin Pineda and The Antacids have crafted a collection of ten (and counting) exmormon breakup songs -- sort-of-secular hymns entertaining the transgressive qualities of the faith, popcorning from the proverbial apricot tree.

The endeavor here is to raise money for studio time, to lay this record down modestly but thoroughly. All donors (who wish to be) will be credited as Crowd Producers in the record's liner notes. Thank you for your time and attention.