Taser Rescue

As the Van Meter Police and Fire Chaplain, I am dedicated to the pastoral care and well being of our public servants.  You may have heard that the Police Department is running a fundraiser to taser one of our city officials.   My goal is to purchase as many tickets as possible.  If one of my tickets is drawn I will choose to save the official from being tased.  I have been assured that if the winning ticket-holder chooses against tasing or if enough money is raised, then neither of the officials will get tased.  Please help me meet this goal.