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SURPRISE Wedding Fund for Alex n Dan
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$6,166 raised of $6K
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Hello friends, family, comrades, advisors,
THE LOWDOWN
As you've all heard, our favourite couple Alex and Dan are getting MARRIED, and are celebrating their love in a most endearingly characteristic-to-them fashion:
- tour across cities w high density of loved ones - SF, NYC, and Kaufbeuren (Germany)
- no dress code
- no formal festivities (INCORRECT)
- no gifts (INCORRECT)
We, the friends of Alex and Dan, have come together to correct their too-casual ways. More specifically, we decided to start this gofundme in place of a more traditional wedding registry on their behalf, and we plan on surprising them with the results at the end of their wedding tour <3.
THE SECRET GIFT PLAN
We're thus asking you to contribute whatever you want as a wedding gift! Not only have they just gotten married, but they also just moved in together for the first time in a brand new apartment in SF, and are (somehow, miraculously) making it by on a dual-academic postdoc salary. Despite the makin' it by, wouldn't hurt to send them off into this next chapter of life with a little kick and a lot of love. Let our meager academic salaries be combined!
DETAILS
1. DO NOT TELL THEM. THIS IS A SECRET.
2. Sept 26th is the final gathering - we will gift them at this celebration, where both of their families will be.
3. Feel free to share this with anyone who you think might wanna contribute.
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BONUS CONTENT
We fed ChatGPT our entire shared whatsApp conversation and this is what it has to say about the newlyweds:
Quick Analysis of the Couple's Vibe (based on the chat):
Your friends are:
- Deeply in love but also deeply unserious in the best way
- Constantly roasting each other, but with huge warmth
- Emotionally close, intellectually playful, and just slightly chaotic
- The kind of couple that will grind as much as they will party; loved by anyone who meets them
Their style is:
- Part wholesome intimacy (“my wife!”)
- Part feral group chat energy (voice notes, food poisoning, death threats re: trousers)
- In short: rom-com meets group chat meets softcore cult