Hi. We are two academically exhausted roommates currently powered by anxiety, flashcards, and the faint memory of a balanced meal. Finals week has arrived, and with it, our descent into a caffeine-fueled spiral where time is fake and sleep is a rumor.

We’ve reached a critical point: our brains are overheating, our notes have started to look like abstract art, and one of us just tried to cite “vibes” in a practice essay.

This is where frozen yogurt comes in.

Why froyo, you ask?

It’s cold → scientifically proven (by us) to cool down melting brains

It has toppings → serotonin in sprinkle form

It’s lighter than ice cream → so we can eat it multiple times a day without immediate regret

Your donation will go toward:

Emergency froyo runs between mental breakdowns

Toppings (this is not the time to be financially conservative about mochi)

Maintaining basic morale so we don’t drop out and open a conspiracy podcast

Donation Tiers:

$5 – “Sprinkle Supporter” (we whisper “this bite is for you”)

$10 – “Mochi Patron” (we dedicate a flashcard to you)

$20 – “Premium Toppings Benefactor” (we name a concept we still don’t understand after you)

$50+ – “Finals Week Guardian Angel” (you are legally part of our GPA)

We are not asking for much—just the means to turn stress into soft-serve and survive this academic boss battle with dignity (and probiotics).

If we make it through finals, we promise to:

Pass (ideally)

Sleep (eventually)

Remember you every time we see a froyo shop again

Thank you for believing in two students who simply want to succeed… and also eat their weight in tart swirl.

Donate now. Our neurons depend on it.