Support Mile High Marines: Taco Bell 50k Challenge

Hello, first off I am only doing this because my friends and colleagues hate me and wish me nothing but suffering and sadness. I hope none of you donate and I wake up Saturday morning, 4 Oct 2025, cozy and sleeping late in my bed.

I am raising money for the Mile High Marines (EIN: 46-2693982) NPO. They are an NPO in the Denver, CO area that helps Marines (examples: financial support, education assistance, fundraising, and more). All money raised will go to the NPO to support Marines.

Now to why you all hate me, if we raise $1,000, I will run in the Taco Bell 50k in Denver, CO, on October 4th (link below). If we raise $2,500, I will do the food challenge (it’s a lot of eating Taco Bell and running……..), to include the Baja Blast challenge. Lastly……and I am skeptical of even writing this….if we raise over $5,000…..I will do the Diablo Challenge. Please god no. Anyone who knows me, knows I hate hot food, I will not be ok.

https://tacobell50k.com

Of note, I have not trained for this, I will suffer greatly, and I will think very negative thoughts about you if you donate to this.

If you don’t want to donate to this and just want to support the Marines, you can also just send money straight to the NPO at Venmo @MILEHIGHMARINES.

Thank you and have a terrible day.