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We have terrible news, everyone.

We are thrilled to announce our new record, "Please Be Patient!"

This record is the culmination of three years of work. We're really proud of these songs (and tired of playing them), we're really happy with this band (and tired of each other), and we're really grateful for our friends and family who support the band and come to our shows to make it all worthwhile (that one is genuine).

This record will be our full-length debut and we cannot wait for you to have a copy in your hands!

When? We are scheduled to record ten tracks at Coupe Studios on March 26 - 28 with the illustrious Taylor Marvin, and are salivating daily at the prospect of having this material mastered and available on the medium of your choosing.

Jazzed as we are to do this right, it's a very real struggle to fund all the costs of this album. We would have loved to play gigs all year to try and cover the costs, but we have to pivot and we're hoping to find some creative ways to crowdfund.

 
If you suffer from whatever disease of the mind predisposes you to enjoy our music, then it would mean the world to us if you could devote your hard-earned legal tender to support the album in advance!


We will use all funds to support our recording costs, the costs for mixing and mastering, and the costs of the physical copies of the album that will make their way to you.

If you have anything to spare to support us, we will make it worth your while. Anyone who donates anything will get a digital copy of the album on release day as a thank you. There are other alternatives available to you should your donations require more unorthodox “thank you’s”.

So without further Dio, here are some support levels and the delightful (read: dreadful) perks that you will receive as a thank you along with your donation.

BAND TIP/DONATION (Name Your Price)

To support the band, our sound engineers, and everything that goes into our debut record

Anyone who donates or anything will receive a digital copy of the album on release day as a thank you.

Along with a thank you note from a band member of your choice

(Suggested: $5 / pay what you can)

$10 Donations receive an OFFICIAL SUPER-FRIEND CD PRE-ORDER

$30 Donations receive a KAEPORA GOLDEN TICKET

Good for 1 ticket at any future Kaepora show

If you're not really a cd/vinyl person and only attend shows

$40 Donations receive an OFFICIAL SUPER-FRIEND CD PRE-ORDER + GOLDEN TICKET COMBO

$50 Donations receive an OFFICIAL SUPER-FRIEND VINYL PRE-ORDER

We are only going to press 50 of these, very limited edition

So if you defend antiquated listening technology because reasons

Or just want to add to the collection, this one's for you

Plus if we get famous, this will be worth like at least....$60?
 

$80 Donations receive an OFFICIAL SUPER-FRIEND VINYL PRE-ORDER + FUTURE TICKET COMBO

And you'd get a CD too if you want, just bonus

Hell, we'll probably throw in a bunch of random merch for you