Hi, I’m Jess. I recently went viral after working a Halloween event at President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago — not for my performance, but because the internet decided I looked too young to be there. Amongst other heavy things I deeply sympathize with.

Comments, articles, and videos popped up everywhere questioning my age like I’m trying to sneak into my own job.

So, like any wise man would, I’ve decided to capitalize on this moment. I originally made this GoFundMe as a joke to afford the one thing that might finally convince the world I’m old enough to work legally: fake boobs. But now I have a feeling it’s going to be money for a lawyer

Donations go towards bills and my ongoing battle with the comment section. Think of it as investing in truth, justice, and free-will.

Disclaimer: No I don’t support Trump or any politician.