TLDR; HI! I lost over 200lbs and now have excess skin that's literally dragging me down. Unfortunately, removing it is considered cosmetic, despite possible future repercussions.

So if possible please, help support this removal so I can not worry about possible yeast infections, bed sores, and so on! Thank you for taking the time to read this

[LOUD TRUMPET FANFARE]

ANNOUNCER (booming voice):

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND GIRLS! THEYS AND GAYS! HAVE WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!”

[Cuts to spinning starbursts, neon-colored text flashing ‘215 POUNDS GONE!’ with “WHAM!” sound effect.]

ANNOUNCER:

“That’s right, folks — she’s worked hard, lost TWO-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTEEN POUNDS, and turned her life around! But wait—there’s just ONE problem… excess skin!”

[Quick zoom on a sad trombone, announcer fake gasps.]

ANNOUNCER:

“Now, we’re not talking about a little skin. We’re talking about EXTRA skin[Echo, reverb on EXTRA!]! SKIN that won’t quit! SKIN that hangs around like that one guest who just won’t leave the party!”

[Montage of wiggling inflatable tube men, “WHOOSH” sound effects, and neon words: “IT’S GOTTA GO!”]

ANNOUNCER:

“But don’t you worry, folks, because YOU can help fix this today! For the low, low price of ANY DONATION you can spare, YOU can help Corrine finally finish her journey to a healthy, happy life!”

[Camera zooms in close, announcer whispers dramatically.]

“Think of it as trading in an old clunker… for a shiny new ride!”

[Cuts to Corrine giving a thumbs up, while cheesy guitar riff plays in the background.]

ANNOUNCER (yelling again):

“So don’t delay! Don’t hesitate! Click that link, smash that donate button, and help Corrine say GOODBYE to excess skin once and for all!”

[BIG BAND OUTRO + Confetti Explosion]

ANNOUNCER (cheesy grin):

“Remember folks — this deal won’t last forever… but your kindness will!”

[Freeze frame of Corrine smiling, with text: “Donate Today!” flashing in Comic Sans with rainbow gradient.]