I want to run the NYC Marathon but I'm too lazy to run the multiple marathons needed to actually qualify and I'm not lucky enough to win the marathon lottery, trust me I tried. I don't have a sad story I am just too poor to spend $5000 on a running experience (sad). If you donate I will send you a personalized video during the marathon and you may not like it but you will get it.

Anyway please help me, your donation goes to charity and when I hit $5000 they will then buy me an entrance ticket to the race.

UPDATE: all proceeds will go towards the Ovarian Cancer Research Alliance.