you want to give me $2500...
listen up, lost souls. we’re scraping together funds to drag girlwizard’s cursed creation, Instrumentals, Vol. 1, from the void into your trembling hands. this isn’t just an album. it’s an intrusion. a pulsating, spectral manifestation of sound that writhes between the cracks of ambient serenity and rave-induced mania. if you don’t help birth it, who knows what will claw its way out instead?
the offering:
girlwizard is less a musician and more a conjurer of auditory hauntings. Instrumentals, Vol. 1 is a corrupted signal, bleeding emotion, unraveling the artificiality of sonic norms. it’s beautiful, it’s disturbing, and it doesn’t give a damn if you’re ready for it.
track titles from the abyss:
- meth flavored e-cig – the first cursed hymn, crawling under your skin like a nicotine withdrawal that never ends.
- algorhythm – a disorienting hymn to the digital gods that own your soul.
- it sucks thriftworks is a rapist – truth delivered in noise and distortion, because sometimes words just aren’t enough.
…plus more transmissions from the ether.
why we’re conspiring:
the world doesn’t deserve Instrumentals, Vol. 1, but we’re forcing it into existence anyway. your blood sacrifice (money) will fund:
- mastering & production – to ensure the frequencies remain unhallowed and unholy.
- physical & digital distribution – so you might be able to spread this sonic virus, far and wide.
- music video & visuals – nightmarish imagery to match the sounds clawing at your eardrums.
- merch & promotional costs – because art is a scam, and we’re in on it.
- booking shows – how, when, and where your nightmares come to life.
not all transactions are financial. some are spiritual. some are dangerous. choose wisely.
the unholy pact:
girlwizard is opening a rift. Instrumentals, Vol. 1 will either be funded or buried. the choice is yours. if you think music should be safe, predictable, and easily consumed, walk away now. if you crave something raw, unhinged, and pulsing with deranged energy, join us.
we need $2,500 to complete the ritual.
pledge. spread the word. do your part. or let the silence consume us all.
support the gofundme before it’s too late.
Organizer and beneficiary
Austin Torrez
Beneficiary