Strap an Apple Watch to Sebastian's Wrist

Hi, my name is Sebastian. You may have heard of me from such popular titles as Naked Wrists and its sequel, Naked Wrists II - A Hairy Mess. Time for a Timepiece. Two Minutes Too Late. The man with Beautiful Hands but No Watch. Two Hands, No Circumference. Missed Appointments. No Time to Joke About. He Wrist Everything. Wristy Business.

Thank you.

All donations selfishly go toward an Apple Watch Series 9 for my Birthday. As someone who has never owned a digital watch with an incredible number of features, I look forward to seeing the time. Especially, when I'm bored.