Stand by Lance: Financial Support Needed

HI, family and friends. I am asking for donations at this time because I have made some disastrously bad decisions with my finances. I made some very bad choices in the stock market and have lost most of my savings. At this time I do not have enough money to pay rent or other utilities for the upcoming month's. I f you can see you way to helping, I would be forever in your debt.

I am currently job hunting, but it seems that being an elder statesman is of no benefit.

I hope that you can empathize with my plight and help me to survive these next few months.

Thanks,

Lance