Simply I have no words to describe the situation

Right..

So I’m stuck in Ibiza. Funds are running low. Missed 2 plane tickets. Spend about a mill on hotels and new tickets and got 4 more days to endure out here before heading back

Not even got the right ticket back home yet as I’ve only gone and booked it from the wrong country. This is after booking the previous ticket to the wrong destination

Im a walking disaster that shouldn’t be allowed to do such trips alone. I need supervision

This all started with a friend of mine, Kane, who wasn’t very well and begged me to come ibiza so within 12 hours I found a flight. Booked the trip and landed here next day. Kane was due to leave Thursday and for back and I was meant to leave Friday morning. Well that didn’t happen… the rest is history

From Friday onwards.. it was a complete disaster

It gets even worse.. as after booking a new return flight for today I only gone and booked it for the wrong destination and missed it anyway

So got to the airport anyway as had someone to pick me up from wrong airport and this happened

After all that drama.. I decided to sort a new flight out for Wednesday and all was well till I realised I booked it from the wrong bloody country

I give up.. back in Ibiza anyway