ShieTalii's Plea: Bring Him Home

Hi. My name is ShieTalii. I’ve been looking for my man for 3 years now. He has run away from me due to me accidentally cheating over 100 times. Each time was a mistake that I regret. I need help finding him so that I can apologize again. If he doesn’t come home, his fish will be looking for a new owner. I’m really exhausted watching it swim in circles. There is and guarantee that I would cheat on him again, but that is neither here or there. I’ve already accidentally given away all of his shoes and clothes and need a way to buy them back. He was the best thing that has ever happened to me and his father. They’ve both gone into hiding and I need an P.I to help located them. With this money I will hire a P.I and live my best life with everyone’s else hard earned. I hope my manipulation post works and I get rich off of everyone. Thank you. Have a great day

(update. I didn’t expect yall to donate to a satire post . But this donated money is going towards the homeless! I cut the donations off just enjoy the satire