Hi,

Like every other American, I have watched with horror the tragedy unfolding before our eyes: hundreds of Democratic lawmakers living and working without a spine. Spinelessness is a real problem. Spines are critical for standing up. Spinelessness means you cannot stand up and, thus, become a subservient lackey of the emerging regime.

Science is incredible, and I trust that scientists would be able to grow a transgenic, AI-powered spine for poor democratic lawmakers. A better, spine-full future is possible. Let's work together to make it happen.