Thank you very much to all who help keep the lights on at the House of Oddities. Those who have supported may have noticed that the goal has been raised to One Billion Dollars!!! That's right, and once the goal is met, I will take this ton of money and open not a Mansion of Oddities or even a compound of Oddities, but rather an Island of Oddities! Free admission and all the volcanoes you can handle.

Please help this realistic goal become a reality. I thank you in advance.

P.S. The island will be haunted.