IMPORTANT: Do not tell Jessilee about this!

My name is Teo Morgan and I’m trying to help my friends Robert Dean and Jessilee Windhaus save their marriage!

I’m joking, but there is really a big problem: on a road trip with friends, Jessilee lost her wedding ring in my car.

She and I looked for it twice. I looked for it several times on my own. Robert and I took the passenger seat out of my car and even looked under the carpet. No ring.

I was feeling pretty glum about it, but Robert had a positive take: it’s an opportunity to propose again!

Robert said the first proposal went something like this:

“Hey, want my health insurance?”

A second draft would be great, but due to various factors at this point in time - buying another ring can’t happen soon.

This is where my busy-body-ass comes in. I figure if we all share this with everyone who knows and loves Jessilee, and we all chip in what we can, Robert could get the ring much sooner than later and my residual Catholic guilt will be slain by the power of community!

So please share this with everyone who cares about Jessilee in a private way (text, DM, Snapchat, WhatsApp or whatever works for you), so it’s a surprise for her and please contribute what you can. Every little bit will help!

Thanks for helping save Robert and Jessilee from a life on Tinder!

Best,

Teo