Save Ned! With your help... NED AIN'T DEAD!

Ned. Trusty, stalwart Ned has reached a milestone. He needs a new engine block to the tune of many thousands of dollars. I won't go into the reasons why the oil broke down and flooded the engine with goop because we don't know why since he got regular maintenance just like any other beloved creature in this family. No matter the genesis, the reality is the same. So. I'm starting this GoFundMe for anyone who cares to help with the cost. Anyone can donate, especially anyone who has used Ned throughout the years. Are your cockles warming? But also to your wealthy friends who crave a good, grassroots cause. There are many, many choices for giving, others far more noble than this. But just look deep in your heart and forget all those others. Cast your bread upon the water! Give a man a fish stick! Stitch in time saves mine! Wha? Nevermind. NED AIN'T DEAD!!!