Donation protected
Save My 2016 4Runner from Extinction
Friends, strangers, and fellow lovers of underdog vehicles—
My beloved “Baby Yoda” Toyota 4Runner, once a majestic beast roaming freely with a rooftop tent and dreams of 4WD glory, has fallen on hard times. She’s not just a car. She’s my pride, my joy, my rusting emotional support vehicle.
Let’s take a quick ride through her recent trauma:
• Hit a deer. The deer walked away. She didn’t. Her driver door now refuses to unlock like a teenager after curfew.
• Rodents attacked. Chewed the wiring like it was an all-you-can-eat buffet. I think they’re unionized.
• Hit-and-run dent. A parking lot mystery attacker left their mark. No note, just shame.
• Back window shattered. Some classy vandal gave her the final kick while she was down. Glass everywhere. RIP rear visibility.
• And the cherry on top? No more 4WD. No more rooftop tent adventures. Just driveway despair.
Other casualties include:
• The butt warmer—a tragedy in winter.
• The weather stripping—now an open invitation to rain, wind, and small woodland creatures.
• My dignity—held together by duct tape and hope.
But this isn’t a sob story—this is a comeback mission.
Your donation will help restore her to her full trail-conquering, butt-warming, deer-dodging glory. One window, wire, and wheel at a time.
Help me put the “run” back in 4Runner. ️
And remember: every dollar brings us closer to warmth, wilderness, and not crying when I turn the key.
Organizer
Danielle Schmidt
Organizer
Littleton, CO