Save King Fred from Enemy Attack!

Hi! My name is Fred. I am the king of my castle, and I have been since I was born 12 years and 8 months ago.

Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, at about 7:30 a.m., I was lounging like we kings do on the walkway in my front yard (the warm cement helps my bad hip) when out of nowhere, a large, vicious dog snatched me up in his jaws and shook me almost to death! Next thing I knew, I was at the top of a tall Georgia pine tree! During the commotion, I somehow tore out a tooth and fractured my jawbone. The vet says I'm very, very lucky! However, its going to be expensive!!

My human is but a peasant; she does the best she can, but she's not prepared for this financial hardship. She's already pawned valuables just to get me in to be seen. She gave them all the cash she had on hand, but it wasn't enough. Then I had a brilliant idea to request funding from my loyal subects. You all came through and surely brought me back to the castle, but now I have a follow-up visit coming they're going to tighten the wires in my mouth so that my jaw doesn't come apart and all of this pate fall right through.

I'm begging you to please help me. I'm hurting, I can't drink, i can barely eat the rubbish humans call Pate. The peasant girl is beyond broke. She spent our gas and food money for the month on that Special Doctor for me. would prefer not to lose my throne just because she is a foolish peasant. I truly deserve much better, for I am royalty. And I do not believe that my human could survive without my supervision; I've been looking after her for a very long time, now. Please, please help me.

UPDATE!

Well, hello my royal subjects. its time to gather together and throw some money at your king as i have a follow-up appointment tomorrow afternoon to tighten my wires that are holding my jaw together. Im going to be sedated again, so that jacked the price up some. Its going to be about $150 for this visit at the Flemming Veterinarian Hospital in Hinesville, Ga. I want you to know what facility just in case you would like to call and help fund your Kings procedure. if you've been following, then you know that my peasant is beyond broke. she spent most of our "rest of the month money" on my First ER visit. and times are getting rougher by the hour. Please, please help me!