Help Save Bernie the Cat

Hello, I am the best cat in the whole world, but I currently can't digest my food due to a thyroid tumor. I have been the best boy I can be, eating special food to resolve the condition, but this does not seem to be working and I am rapidly losing weight. If you would be so kind as to donate to my surgery fund, I could get a special surgery that will make the tumor completely disappear forever! I would not only live a long, healthy life, but I could eat my favorite treats again! Any excess donations will be used to cover ancillary blood tests and vet bills. Many thanks, meow.