Sarchasm Van Repairs

Hello world! As you may know, our beloved tour vehicle, Vanny Devito, was stolen a week ago and thankfully has finally been recovered. Unfortunately, the van returned inoperable. We're looking at $3000 to replace the 4(!) catalytic converters, $500 for the ignition, and $500 in fees lovingly bestowed on us by the tow yard. Any amount helps. Please donate/share if you are able, your support means the world to us!