ATTENTION: PLEASE KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM SARAH!! WE WANT TO SURPRISE HER!!

Dear human masters,

As you know, on the first night back from camping in Death Valley, hooligans robbed my mawmmy's truck straight from our apartment's garage. They took film equipment that she needs for work, a brand new camping battery, and her film camera with an entire roll of film... among other things.

So the mission is simple: let's raise some cash to reimburse my mawmmy... since, you know, the car insurance industry is a scam. And our landlord is a major d*****bag.

So I say let's hit the full target and show my mawmmy how much we love her. I mean... this woman rescued me from the streets of L.A., for Balto's sake!

Thank you all for your generosity. Can't wait to lick the sh*t out of you.

Love,

Fievel

P.S. PLEASE KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM SARAH!! WE WANT TO SURPRISE HER!!