Hi there,

You may know me as a dude who's made you coffee, or as someone who's fundamentally changed your life with my mere presence, maybe both. Or you may not know me at all, that's okay too. I understand the impressive, daunting figure I cast. I am currently finally finishing my collegiate career, with a goal to be a professional writer of any sort. In the meantime though, I'm in the process of securing the requisite funds, via grants and financial aid, to support that. Believe it or not I've been able to get a 4.0 gpa for the entirety of last year. I've also volunteered my time to help fellow students to develop their writing. As a result though, I've come up somewhat short on both being able to pay tuition, attend college full-time, and pay for the basics like food and rent. Your support would go towards keeping two lovely kitties off the cold streets of Brooklyn, and less importantly myself. I am also starting a patreon where I will be writing a weekly newsletter, and a bi-weekly podcast, which if you choose to support me here you will get full-access too if you would so choose. You could support me there too and not donate at all! Either way, you'll be helping me finish college while also creating some interesting, or perhaps profoundly dumb stuff along the way. So, I'd be stupidly thankful, well not so stupidly after finishing college at least, for any help you can provide. Seriously, even this only gets me 10$ and I buy coffee with it to finish a paper I'm going to be grateful for you and your help. Here's pictures of the cats you'd be helping as well, because I'm shameless.