"Hi,

Welcome to the next chapter in the maddening adventures of Ryan Lambert. 

That's me, I'm Ryan Lambert

Let's see. I've been:

A dreamboat, child actor who sang and "danced" his way into your hearts.

Helped save the world with my Squad

Recorded countless hit albums with my bands Loungefly, elephone and the latest musical venture, Kill Moi.

Now it's time for the real fun to begin. We've begun pre-production on a project of mine to direct a short film I dreamt up. We've been in the process of moving along at a nice pace but it's time to hit that finish line and boy could we use your help.

Unlike other film productions that seem to need more than they do, We're only asking for minimal help from you guys.

Seriously, like 2 bucks here, a buck here, 10 billion somewhere and this will be put to celluloid (yes I said it, we're shooting on actual film just like they used to do! Not this modern digitized zero human connection nonsense.)

Tiny synopsis of the film itself. It's called Noah Payne and the Tooth of Doom. About a boy going through a hell of a lot of pain. Have you ever been to a dentist and gotten terrible news? Yeah? Then you're on my team.

It'll be shot in black and white with a French New Wave flair. if you've ever watched Godard or Agnas Varda you'll see what I'm going for here. Let's throw in some Cassavettes and there ya go. Fun, light, slightly scary, like nothin you've seen recently for sure.

Some cool ideas, some cool cameras and a badass crew are going to bring this to reality. But we need your support.

Come aboard and be a part of the NEW goddamn Club.