Meet Roku — a 3-foot-tall goblin with a big dream and even bigger chaos energy. He’s spent years scurrying through caves, stealing snacks, and collecting shiny trinkets, but now he’s ready for something more: a once-in-a-lifetime adventure to the mystical land of California.

Roku’s goal? To “expand his mind,” meet strange new creatures (humans), and experience the kind of sunshine that doesn’t come from glowing mushrooms. Of course, travel isn’t cheap — goblin gold doesn’t exchange well at modern banks.

Your donation will help cover:

Travel expenses (Roku can’t fly — wings were not included at birth)

Sustenance (he eats a lot of burritos)

A safe cave or motel to rest his tiny goblin feet

“Spiritual enlightenment” (whatever that means — we stopped asking)

Every coin helps this chaotic little guy live his dream of discovering California’s weirdest corners and returning home with wild stories (and maybe a sunburn).

Donate today to help Roku on his ridiculous, possibly transformative adventure!