Rich to get the Hell out of Dodge

Calling all you glorious tour leading scondrels from past, present and future!

I'm not sure exactly the potential of this fund but I thought why the hell not...

The Point:

Get Rich's Ass retired so he can go on to his dirty old man ways without stressing so much about pleasing EVERYONE else around him (even though we know that's how he gets his kicks).

The Reality:

We all know Rich would gladly buy a round of beers, lunch, breakfast, dinner, a van detailing, etc, etc, etc, for any single one of us no questions asked for no particular reason at all except that his heart is 100 times larger than any of ours. With that being said, he would NEVER except any sort of charity in his honor.

My thoughts if you choose to accept the challenge...

Every time Rich uses money out of his own pocket or has bought you a beer, gone above and beyond to make your life a little easier, come in on a Sunday, or snarled an off the wall comment to provide a smile on your face, let's make a small donation in his honor.

Both of his kids are getting married this year. 1 in September and 1 in October. The dirty minded, huge hearted man is 66 going on 67 this year. Although he would never accept a $ from any of us, I thought instead of buying him a random SNOWGLOBE, it could be pretty sweet if we could raise a few bucks to throw at his kids as a wedding gift to lighten the burden on his retirement fund and get his ass down to Columbia sooner than later for some "fun in the sun."

Cheers to Rich and the lives he has enhanced <3

Donations (68)

  • Greg Mazzola
    • $30 
    • 6 yrs


Jason 'Soubs' Soubliere
Santa Rosa, CA

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