Helping a brother out

As many of y'all know I'm a professional wrestler known around the Greater Tennessee Area as the Thrillbilly. Well, here recently tragedy struck the Thrillbilly household when I broke my femur in half entertaining the fine folks of Lexington, North Carolina.

They say wrestling ain't ballet, and while ballet is much harder, accidents do happen. That's why I'm asking you fine people for some help during these HARD TIMES.

I'll be out of commission for about 3 months rehabbing my broken leg, so that means no work, no hotdogs, and damn sure no handshakes.

Any little bit helps, but don't put yourself in a bind if you can't. I know y'all care cause you're the best friends, fans, and marks a guy could ask for.

-Much love, Thrillbilly Silas Mason