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THE WHY

Hello to friend and stranger cousins, I'm in the shite a bit, fqued my car today. Those of you who know me know I do heaps. But that doesn't usually pay and there's pain when necessity means smashing into a pylon to avoid hitting that kid. So I did. Today. This hasn't ended well, the bumper is hanging on, now, with zip ties, I kid you not.

BACKSTORY

I bought this Ford in 2013 when I moved to Naarm for uni. Her name's Suzi. (yes, of course the steed gets a name) I did as the lads told me and, despite her antiquity (she's a 2003, Ford Futura, and her futura is as close to now as any destiny could be) her insides and underbelly have been infamously kept smart and able to handle most things, whereas her outside causes thieves to snort derision and keep hunting. I have to admit I've known something like this would happen sooner or later.

INSURANCE?

Oh, and no, I'm not insured except for if I hurt somebody.

So after all that, I know I'm on borrowed time. Well I am, at 74 chrono years, but the Ford? Yep. Borrowed time. I've got a bit of travelling to do, despite the petrol blah, and getting to a recce when filming for your next story could prove difficult with the bumper dragging along the highway, so please, if you've got it to spare, please please help me replace her and retire her with grace.

Her replacement doesn't have to be new, or a Beamer or have any glitches. I'm too tired for all this. Over to you without, necessarily, begging.

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