relative_q is in the hospital and we would like to send a get well gift. i have no idea what kind of gift but we'll sort that out later - he's in an induced coma for the next two weeks, then possibly some additional recovery in the ICU, so we have some time to sort things out. $100 for flowers sounds like a reasonable goal for now.

UPDATE 07/15 - apparently relative_q is not in a coma anymore and is responding to nurses! woop