Recover stolen rent
On Monday at work, $1400 was taken out of my laptop bag. I was doing a double shift that day. That was the combined rent of my roommate and myself. I just had lost my wallet the week before and was waiting for my debit card to come in the mail. Otherwise I would have deposited it. 
So this is a bit weird for me to do. As I don’t like asking for money. But, if you help out, perhaps I can do something for you, I can draw for you (pen and ink, watercolor). If not that... Ask me to help you move. Watch your pets. DJ your event.
Anyways, this isn’t just for me, it’s my roommate and my cat, who I would do anything for. Thank you for listening.

So this is a bit weird for me to do. As I don’t like asking for money. But, if you help out, perhaps I can do something for you, I can draw for you (pen and ink, watercolor). If not that... Ask me to help you move. Watch your pets. DJ your event.
Anyways, this isn’t just for me, it’s my roommate and my cat, who I would do anything for. Thank you for listening.