URGENT (but not really)

A wooden hippo has been temporarily relocated from its owner and is currently being held in a very safe, very well-lit location.

This GoFundMe exists solely for:

✅ laughs

✅ mild inconvenience

✅ quality friendship banter

No hippos were harmed in the making of this prank.

What are the funds for?

All funds raised will be used for one (or more) of the following:

Snacks & drinks at the hippo’s safe return celebration

A donation in the hippos honour

Or returned directly to the rightful owner once ransom demands are met

Important:

This is a tongue-in-cheek joke fundraiser between friends. There is no real distress, danger, or criminal intent. The hippo is loved, cared for, and possibly being taken on adventures.

Ransom photos & updates may follow.

Help bring this wooden legend home.

Or don’t. Either way, the hippo is judging you.