Put some pants on, Matt!

This past weekend, Matt Mahaney was guiding at Lover's Leap. While they were climbing, his car was broken into. All of the gear that he was not using that day was stolen. Worse is that despite the vehicle having easy access to the interior from a previous incident, the heathens smashed the rear window. 
Worse still is that the slimy bastards stole all of Matt's clothes. So let's all help Matt out, and get him something to cover his bottom with. 
Put some pants on Matt!
(Or if you prefer, you could call this, buy Matt some new nuts!)
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