The story goes as such:

A quiet Thursday night in (insert library here). Two students are seated at a table, books splayed and earbuds in. One student looks up and removes one bud...

Student 1: "Hey wanna go t-"
Student 2: "OK, FINE! Stop begging I'll go to pub, ugh!"

Books slam, backpacks zip, beers are had.

Please help grant the wishes and quench the thirst of the thursday night Swatties.