Protect Our Balls

Balls of Pure Diamond is everyone's favourite S.T.A.L.K.E.R GAMMA creator.

From his romantic entanglements with Semenov to his "human lootbox jeep unboxing method" and the tips and tricks of what you can do with a maggie and industrial grease his content has been both emotionally powerful, hilarious and most importantly educational.

There is a problem however, the condition of his chair is fast reaching 0% and like a crappy Toz during a spring cleaning is eventually going to fail at the wrong time and cause serious injury and/or potential death. Whilst many would say the key argument is that theirs no life granter in real life, the main issue for many of us is what a serious injury or fatality would do to the 24 hour release schedule of quality content.

That's why I'm asking you today to support our boy getting something a bit more robust. I spent 30 second googling. Looks like a secret lab is around 300-500 quid and that's as much effort as I'm prepared to spend. So I've set the goal there. I'll start us off with 50 quid, if we hit the target Balls can pick what he wants and if there's any left over cash I'll either send it to a Ukrainian Red Cross charity or some sort of testicular cancer charity. Either/or seems fitting for our lad.

Also, if he can kip in it, imagine how much more frequent the release schedule will be? You know it makes sense.