Protect me from getting shot!

I will shortly be on my way to Washington DC as a freelance journalist covering inauguration day. As many of you know, times are dangerous, and a person was shot and killed just yesterday at the capital. As such, I am feeling slightly insecure, not having body armor, and a proper head and face shield.

Please help me protect myself from the fedboys and proud hombres, and I will in return stream primo footage of the impending disaster!!!

I love you!