SCOTLAND’S ROLLER DERBY GOBLINS ARE INVADING FRANCE

HIDE YER BAGUETTES.

Right, listen. Scotland’s Open Gender Roller Derby Team (that's us) is ready to launch itself into France: pure velocity, nae regrets.

Only problem? Our funds are mair barren than a Greggs on Monday morning.

We need cash for planes, beds, snacks, and possibly bribe money if one of us gets arrested for callin’ the Eiffel Tower “a fancy pylon.”

Help us get there so we can proudly represent Scotland with the grace of a stag on black ice and the tactical precision of a drunk auntie doing the Slosh at a wedding.

Throw us yer coins, notes, or anything that resembles legal tender.

Do it for Scotland. Do it for derby.

Do it before we decide to swim the Channel in full kilts!

Merci, ya bunch ae fannies.