Hi my name is Michael and I was celebrating my birthday. So… turns out I have great aim, just not at the piñata. What was supposed to be a fun, harmless swing at a birthday party turned into a direct hit on the real unlucky target: my friend’s $1200 TV.

Long story short, the piñata survived. The TV did not.

Now I’m stuck staring at a very expensive abstract art piece made of cracked glass and regret. If you’d like to help me bring movies, sports, and late-night Netflix binges back to life, any donation (big or small) would mean the world.